Jokes

Ada beberapa jokes yang bikin gw ngakak terbahak-bahak sampe malemnya gw berak-berak. haha..

mungkin gw bakal pake nama orang lain dalam cerita ini. maaf jika ada kesamaan nama dan membuat tersinggung, ini hanya untuk kepuasan pribadi semata. haha..

Astra, a man who is known as the meanest and most impolite person in Jakarta, made himself hated by people in the city. One day, M. Maulidhi Hashfi came to Class with his pet, a duck.

Astra : Hey, why are you bringing that ugly pig?
Hashfi : Are you blind? It's a duck! not a pig?
Astra : I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to the duck!

hahaha..parah, keterlaluan nih gw. tapi gak apa2 deh, udah ada permintaan maaf diatasnya. hahaha..

Jokes yang kedua (tanpa perubahan)

Before entering Heaven or Hell, people make a line to the boundaries between heaven and Hell. People must prove their identity to the guard.

Einstein : I'm Einstein, Albert Einstein.
Guard : Albert Einstein? Albert that made the Ralativity theory?
Einstein : Yes, of course!
Guard: Prove it!

Einstein got a Chalk and a Blackboard. For some minutes, he suceed to arrange the Relativity Theory.

Guard : OK, you can pass

Leonardo Da Vinci got the chance

LDV : Leonardo Da Vinci
Guard : Prove it!

The Guard Gave Da Vinci a canvas, pallete and other art instrument. not so long, monalisa's face is painted in the canvas

Guard : you may pass

Next is George W. Bush
GWB : George Walker Bush
Guard : Einstein had proved his identity by Arranging the Relativity Theory, Da Vinci proved his identity by painting Monalisa, give me some prove that you are George Walker Bush!
GWB : Who the Hell is Einstein and Da Vinci?
Guard : you may pass

hahaha..
sekian, bingung mau nulis apa lagi.